Tuesday, July 6, 2010

thank you related press

"A NEW Zealand man was found dead in his seat at a movie theatre.

Police said they were treating the death as unexplained, but not suspicious, The New Zealand Herald reported.

The man's body was found at a theatre in the capital Wellington about 8.30pm (local time) last night at the conclusion of the vampire film, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.


The man, who was described by police as a "transient" who travelled throughout the country, appeared to have attended the 6pm screening alone.

An autopsy will be carried out tomorrow to determine the cause of death."

.....come on,is it not obvious? is the autopsy even necessary-the man's been through enough as it is. we all know what he died of.

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  2. If I were someone who said "lol" I think this would be the perfect situation.

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  3. Really ...can I be the only person on the planet who has not read these silly books or seen the movies? Which means I have no clue as to what caused his demise. I would venture a guess that a vampire must have drained the blood out of him. But then wouldn't that make him one of the living dead as opposed to someone who is well ...pushing up daisies?

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  4. P.S. Since he was watching something from the twilight series the cause of death is obvious ...he died from sheer boredom!

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  5. that or awkward acting (no offense to those who like it, but it just makes me feel uncomfortably awkward when I watch Bella's acting and no ammount of shirtless ripped guys is gonna stop me from feeling that way.

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  6. No no no no, yall are all wrong, he killed himself. Like any self respecing man would do in that situation.

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