Tuesday, May 12, 2009

gets me every time...

an ode to the x-files cause i love that show and it's the first time i saw my dad laugh hard at this show that i know he looks down his nose at...




I really wanted to find a clip of Johnny tight lips but they were all retarded recordings off of people's tv. but the dialogue is still funny:


Legs: Hey Johnny how was your flight?
Johnny: I don't wanna talk about it
Legs: I understand, how is your mother doing
Johnny: whoa, who said I had a mother?

mob boss: Johnny, do you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things...

Legs: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Legs: But what'll I tell the doctor?
Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon

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