"Meg's gravy is famous. It's practically a food group. "

"He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby. Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage"

Melissa: Why do you call him the extreme.
Dusty: Because Bill *is* the extreme. There was one time, he has a bottle of Jack Daniels, he was butt naked.
Bill: I was not naked, I was "not naked".
Dusty: He walks up to the twister, and says 'have a drink' he throws the bottle and the twister sucks it up and never touches the ground.
Bill: [to Melissa] Honey, these are a tissue of lies. There was another Bill, an evil Bill and I killed him.