Thursday, March 26, 2009

yet another one of life's mysteries solved

I know this has happened to all of you at one point or another whether it was a full middle school bus on a hot day or a septic tank problem, but what do you do when there is a really strong stench? Some people say don't breathe through your nose, but think about that....isn't that kind of like.....eating it?! My comp in V-grad who's dad is a chef said that when you're really hungry and you cook something by the time you eat you're not as hungry just from your body absorbing the smells etc...
gross.
Plus, not to be too gross, but your nose has more defenses in keeping germs out rather than breathing through your mouth which is just straight path into your body. Your nose has hairs, and mucus...stuff....that traps micro stuff like that....at least that's what I heard somewhere so there's a chance it won't get past all that....
then again it smells really bad and if you keep smelling it you might dry heave.....

solution: don't breathe at all! A very effective solution and good diaphragm/lung strengthening exercise.
I know I know....
I'm a thinker, now you won't have to panic in indecision next time you come up against a foul waft.
your welcome.
(inspired by my trip to the bathroom at the office just now-our plumbing is way messed up)

i'm seriously considering buying quantum solace.....i never saw it but i really liked casino royale....if you minus the love scenes which can easily be maneuvered with a click of a button-why james bond is not my fav hero *sigh*..... so typical.

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